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tomoatmeal:

“You must be James Rule, the rapping artist.  I am Steven Seagull, your cellmate.”

“It’s Ja Rule.”

“I thought maybe that was a typo.”

“It’s not.”

“Wow, it looks like a typo.”

“Well it’s not.”

Steven sighed and looked out the window.

“I sure do hate being in prison!  But I belong here because I made an illegal robbery.  I’m definitely not some undercover agent pretending to be here so I can get information.”

Ja Rule didn’t say anything, hoping that Steven might eventually stop talking.

“James, I just got a great idea!  We should each write down some of the most illegal things we’ve done on a piece of paper and then sign it so we know it is real.”