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Thu Jun 26

Baby Proofing Your World with Scott Tukwilla.  

(from Ben Falcone’s YouTube page: http://www.youtube.com/BenjyFalcone)

A clean scene from the classic porn “Taboo”

I miss The State

optimisto:

WINDEX COMMERCIAL (via ageevideos)
Mon Jun 23
My first week on Last.fm
Why I’m Voting Republican
Fri Jun 20

rockatopia:

You’re the type of guy that gets suspicious, I’m the type of guy who says the pudding is delicious… - LL Cool J
sadly, I have already committed to seeing this film with friends tomorrow.  I’ll report back if I don’t hang myself…
paulscheer:

Movie Reviewers are having a field day with the “THE LOVE GURU”, which currently has a 15% on Rotten Tomatoes. I haven’t seen the movie but these reviews are the funniest I’ve ever read.
Here are some of favorite ones….
Myers shamelessly steals from himself. -Philadelphia Daily News
An oh-my-God-level disaster that’ll make you wonder if Hollywood actually hates us. - Time Out New York
At 88 minutes, The Love Guru would have benefited from a trim of roughly 80 minutes. - NY POST
Myers has his head in the toilet more than a Florida State University freshman co-ed during homecoming weekend. - Waffle Movies
The feeling you derive from this dud is comparable to swallowing a bottle of bulky Viagra pills while nursing an inflamed strep throat. - MOVIE EYE
Somewhere, sitting in a room cluttered with Mr. Pibb cans and half-consumed bags of Funyuns is the adolescent writing staff responsible for The Love Guru - FILM CRITIC.com
This tale of a guru who brings joy to all who meet him is the most joy-draining 88 minutes I’ve ever spent outside a hospital waiting room - SLATE
Hello, police? I’d like to report a mugging. Oh, it was horrible, horrible! Yes, I’m safe now. The mugging took place in a movie theatre, but I fear the mugger will strike again! - Groucho Reviews
More painful than sitting next to an Austin Powers impersonator during a 12-hour flight. - METROMIX
“The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again. - NEW YORK TIMES

sadly, I have already committed to seeing this film with friends tomorrow.  I’ll report back if I don’t hang myself…

paulscheer:

Movie Reviewers are having a field day with the “THE LOVE GURU”, which currently has a 15% on Rotten Tomatoes. I haven’t seen the movie but these reviews are the funniest I’ve ever read.

Here are some of favorite ones….

Myers shamelessly steals from himself. -Philadelphia Daily News

An oh-my-God-level disaster that’ll make you wonder if Hollywood actually hates us. - Time Out New York

At 88 minutes, The Love Guru would have benefited from a trim of roughly 80 minutes. - NY POST

Myers has his head in the toilet more than a Florida State University freshman co-ed during homecoming weekend. - Waffle Movies

The feeling you derive from this dud is comparable to swallowing a bottle of bulky Viagra pills while nursing an inflamed strep throat. - MOVIE EYE

Somewhere, sitting in a room cluttered with Mr. Pibb cans and half-consumed bags of Funyuns is the adolescent writing staff responsible for The Love Guru - FILM CRITIC.com

This tale of a guru who brings joy to all who meet him is the most joy-draining 88 minutes I’ve ever spent outside a hospital waiting room - SLATE

Hello, police? I’d like to report a mugging. Oh, it was horrible, horrible! Yes, I’m safe now. The mugging took place in a movie theatre, but I fear the mugger will strike again! - Groucho Reviews

More painful than sitting next to an Austin Powers impersonator during a 12-hour flight. - METROMIX

“The Love Guru” is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again. - NEW YORK TIMES

Wed Jun 18

Makes me feel safe knowing that my friends and family in the Ville are protected

thommy:

Louisville Police Department - Excellence in cooridination.
Mon Jun 16

This is my favorite instance of an artists “calling out” an idiot fan.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LCdG6KPE35M

I like it better than Josh’s attacks, as it avoids the gay-bashing approach…

thommy:

azizisbored:

Whoa. Do not throw stuff at Queens of the Stone Age’s Josh Homme! Dude, does not f### around.

John Homme does not hesitate to confront stupid people in the crowd:

See also:

This is my f###ing stage

Hey you with the stupid f###ing tattoo

I don’t like being anyplace where I might be shushed. It’s just one of my rules in life. Bill Simmons
(via peterwknox)
Sun Jun 15
I haven’t been this excited for a Will Ferrell movie since Anchorman…
Sat Jun 14
A beautiful demo from a camera operator at Fenway Park. This thing has the best zoom I’ve ever seen. Via webmarc.